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my guess is that owen schmitt, of the seattle seahawks, will get drug tested this week.  you have to be insane to pound your head like this before a game.  there is getting pumped up, and then there is just insane.  at least seattle whooped jacksonville, or else this would have been an epic fail. 

bonus link: lady was NOT giving a BJ while they crashed.  she proves it by saying “Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.

There has been countless injuries so far this football season, especially this past weekend.  Frank Gore, Chad Pennington, and Dwight Freeney all had to leave the game, but this college player got rocked the hardest.  Listen in at 7 seconds to see what happened.

On live tv during an NFL game the announcer makes a hilarious comment about Whoopi. Whoop there it is! Sounds like a fair comparison to me, Foote going to the Lions from the Steelers is just like going from Beyonce to Whoopi. Football is the best game ever!

Every week the DeezTeez crew make our NFL picks of the week and the winner gets free lunch and the loser has to wear a gay ass t-shirt for the day. Last week Deez won and got his free cock meat sandwich for lunch from Girthy Turtle and Def Jef. Well, i’m making a comeback this week and my Week 6 NFL picks are below (as you can see the spread is included):

Fantasy Football  fans… you know how hard it REALLY is selecting your players! This year so far, DAMN! Some insane shit is going on here. Tom Brady (OUT), Willie Parker (OUT), Aaron Rodgers (Kicking Ass), what else does this year have in-store for us?

DeSean Jackon’s 3rd Week Bonehead Play had to get some Fantasy Football player’s in an uproar! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

• Raiders are in trouble… Al Davis looks like a corpse!
  Get Your Fantasy Football T-Shirt NOW!
  NOT SO NFL, but an Insane Catch
  Wheeeewww Touch Down Freak
  Finally A Jersey That Can Fit Roethlisberger’s Name
  It is important to stretch before every game!
  Best football play all year… yup, I went there!  18+ Warning