my guess is that owen schmitt, of the seattle seahawks, will get drug tested this week. you have to be insane to pound your head like this before a game. there is getting pumped up, and then there is just insane. at least seattle whooped jacksonville, or else this would have been an epic fail.
bonus link: lady was NOT giving a BJ while they crashed. she proves it by saying “Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.
I can’t wait to see the videos of the crazy mother fuckers out there this year on black friday. I am perfectly happy watching the eagles pounce on the cardinals sitting on the couch in my warm house, instead of waiting outside a megastore in the freezing cold to save a couple of dollars. If you are like me, just buy all your presents online. Its easy! No stores, no looking for parking, no lines, no screaming babies, and no headaches. Deez Teez is offering a great deal to take care of the majority of your xmas presents. Buy 10 shirts for ONLY $99.99! (yes, thats only $10 a shirt, AND that includes american apparel girls shirts, and guys 2XL AND 3XL!!!!).
You gotta love how the lady is more concerned with putting her wig back on, than getting out of the way of the crazy stampede.
Shit Yeah! This IS the new up and coming sport. You gotta be one tough dude to get into this extreme sport. These guys aren’t necessarily the iron chef of pounding VAG, but they sure do pound the shit out of each other.
