Funny T-Shirts

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Makes sense to me! You know how else you can get laid easily? Don’t be so picky and follow this shirt’s advice.

Watch Learning Guitar to Get Laid on CollegeHumor

Attention Ladies, I have found the perfect man for you.  You can thank me later.

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Gross Prank
Slow Motion Sneeze
Lindsay Lohan eHarmony
Best John Mayer Fan EVER!

Asher Roth, the next Eminem? He’s white, and he raps, and even more so, sounds like Eminem. What you think?

We at Deez Teez hate taxes… so does this guy. I don’t know who he is. Just some YouTube nut job trying to be a comedian. FAIL! FYI, get 25% OFF ALL T-Shirts, all this week (4/13-4/19). Save big! Enter coupon: “TAXSALE” during checkout!

That makes you a gay fish!

GET THE FISHSTICKS T-SHIRT HERE!

This is too funny to miss! Hilarious episode from South Park with the “Do you like fishsticks?” joke… use it amongst you friends. I’ve received about 20 text messages from my friends, and it never gets old!

The new Eminem video is pretty funny, even has the porn star from ‘Nailin Palin’ in it. ‘We Made You’ is a cool title too, kind of makes me think of our stripper shirt, because I know I’ve paid some girls college tuition at the strip clubs last year alone. Kind of made them into the fine college grads they are today.

I got to say, I’m not a metal head, or anything remotely close to it, but this song is freaking awesome!  It’s by a band called Steel Panther, and they look like they are trying to bring the 80’s back.  They got the look down, and this songs’ lyrics are the best I’ve ever heard!  “Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, They can suck my balls”.  They may seem like dickheads, but hell, they got Sarah Silverman to be in their video.