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Ummm… wtf! Offensive cookies start some uproar.

Drunken Negro Face Cookies? WTF… That is So Hood, damn!

So one of my webmaster buddies made this site recently, MILFYourself.com, and I can see it being a huge web craze. Why wouldn’t it be? You can put your ugly girlfriend’s face on a hot body, it’s a good way to flirt with that MySpace hottie you’ve been hitting on, or you can even mess with your homeboy and put his ugly mug on a dancing lady body and make him look like a tranny. All great ideas!

As a big fan of the nude performing arts, this is my kind of video! She does good until she falls off the stage.

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I’m not sure what’s funnier… him messing with the fast food drive thru or that he just asked for a penis for lunch. Make sure you cup the meatballs! 5… 5 dollar… 5 dollar footlong!

Who does this kid think his father is, a Mechanic?  That is some serious repairs, especially if you have been drinking.

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Ok, so every single guy out there has pissed on the street before, no biggie.  I’m sure most of you ladies have even laid down the golden stream onto the concrete at one point in your life.   This lady happened to take care of business on New Years Eve in London in front of some crazy guys.   I have a feeling the guy videotaping her doesn’t understand what ‘Google’ actually is.

Drunk Nasty Girl Pisses Her Shorts on New Years

Unfortunately this happened in London, if this happened in Detroit she’d actually be improving the streets.

Peeing your pants is the coolest.

Garbage bags put to good use… I usually use garbage bags as condoms, jk, those fit a little too tight. And I don’t mean good use, this is actually pretty gay to do… KIDS, DO NOT MAKE GARBAGE BAG CREATURES FOR A LIVING, you will be laughed at and even more so looked at as a FREAK!

Wow, I know 2009 has just started, but this has got to be an early nomination for mother of the year. I am (thankfully) not a parent, but I’m pretty sure that this is not OK to do. Oh well, say hello to your mother for me.

I’m not sure how this got brought up today, but I nearly pissed myself when I rewatched this CLASSIC clip from over a year ago.  Fucking great!

A robot bar that drives around and serves you drinks, genius! This guy deserve the Nobel Peace Prize or something haha. Maybe it could help me with my Hangovers.