Funny T-Shirts

Here are the Must Have List for College Party Animals!

1. Mitch-A-Palooza T-Shirt (You must have this Old School Movie T-Shirt if you want to pull hot college tail like this!)
2. Poolside Pong gives you a reason for bikinis!
3. The Beer Belt for you beer slingers!
4. Tokeez, never lose your ligther again!
5. The Hendecabong (If you make your own, make sure you are an engineering major)
6. I’m sure you need other stuff too, but nothing more important comes to mind.

Who Put This Dick On My Back?

It may take a couple views for you to actually gather whats going on here, but trust me, its hilarious!  Watch for the guy in the navy blue shirt with the yellow collar.  The first time he walks by the camera from left to right with something taped on his back.  The second time he walks by from right to left, this time with a funny message.

On a related note, My Dictate Good!

Bonus Boner

Here are my favorite painful links of the month! We’ve all had our embarrassing moments, but I’m glad I’m not any of these people. My favorite has to be Father of the Year in video “#1 Dad”. Stay classy San Diego!

MMA Cry Baby

Wake Up Knockout

Bus Stop Smash

#1 Dad

I usually listen to hip hop but lately I’ve been getting a heavy dosage of metal. I have to say, my favorite part of these metal shows is the mosh pits… girls hopping in thinking they are bad asses and getting tossed like some rag dolls is kind of fun and strangely hot.

The feature of the night was A Band Called Pain (video is of their song from the Saw II SDTK - Holy). I don’t really remember if they played this song at the show in Livermore last Saturday, I was a little tore up, but they got the croud pumped. And by a little tore up, I mean I almost killed us on the way home. Good times!

If I had a dollar for everytime some girl wanted to take the easy way out, I’d be rich, well, umm, 3 dollars richer.

Hilarious spoof for the classic west coast track by N.W.A. “F**K THE POLICE”. This white dude knows how to keep it gangsta!

Every week the DeezTeez crew make our NFL picks of the week and the winner gets free lunch and the loser has to wear a gay ass t-shirt for the day. Last week Deez won and got his free cock meat sandwich for lunch from Girthy Turtle and Def Jef. Well, i’m making a comeback this week and my Week 6 NFL picks are below (as you can see the spread is included):

This movie was pretty frikkin good. Once you get past the flashing of wiener in the very first part of the movie the jokes are hilarious. The chick from the 70’s Show was super hot as usual (not very funny, but hot), Jona Hill was very funny (but pretty gay), and Jason Segel (the main character Peter) was hilarious. The best scene of the movie definitely was when Sarah Marshall was trying to out do Peter in bed as they could hear each other through the wall. I recommend seeing this movie. Just add it to your NetFlix and when it comes, enjoy the laughs. You know it was going to be good when it’s done by the same guys that did 40 Year Old Virgin!

I give this movie a 3.5 out of 5. Would have received a 4 but the showing of wiener took it down a 1/2 point. You know how I know you’re gay? You looked at his johnson!

You know how I know you’re gay? You rap about pluggin’ dudes in the butt while freestyle rapping! He would have been okay if he said “no homo” after each rhyme!

Every single ‘That’s What She Said’ from The Office.   This joke never gets old.

This video is pretty long…That’s What She Said!