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Do Me Yo Yo Master, Do Me

Deez — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:36:21 +0000

No homo! But seriously, if you get high enough these yo yo moves are siiick! I’m sure these guys get all the chicks!

Very Old People Fighting

Deez — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:08:06 +0000

It really doesn’t get any more awkward then this.

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Ultimate Parkour Challenge on MTV

Deez — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:30:50 +0000

Anyone see the Ultimate Parkour show on MTV featuring the guys from Nitro Circus? Some awkward yet athletic stuff. I’m not sure if it’s cool or not haha but it’s different. One guy goes for a bar swing and smashes into the fence and ground neck first, that was cool. Could it ever be an X-Games type of sport? Who knows, but I’m down for any sport that people jump from building to building and might break a neck.

If you want to get into some Parkour, here is the official site!

balloon boy raps?

Girthy_Turtle — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:39:12 +0000

I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and I’ll tell you how I took off in a balloon filled with hot air…

so the kid, falcon, who ’supposedly’ was floating around in a home made hot air balloon all day over colorado, made a pretty weird music video about calling people pussies. he’s the youngest of the 3. his family was also featured on that show ‘wife swap’. sounds like somebody is trying to get their 15 minutes. LAME. anyway, here goes that turd of a video.

for my money, id rather watch butter boy. at least hes got the moves!

ps. im down for poppin cherries, but not this one!

this guy is WASTED!

Girthy_Turtle — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:48:02 +0000

man, this guy is smashed beyond belief. i’ve been there many of times, but usually it’s not while trying to get MORE beer.

roid rage

Girthy_Turtle — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:03:24 +0000

my guess is that owen schmitt, of the seattle seahawks, will get drug tested this week. you have to be insane to pound your head like this before a game. there is getting pumped up, and then there is just insane. at least seattle whooped jacksonville, or else this would have been an epic fail.

bonus link: lady was NOT giving a BJ while they crashed. she proves it by saying “Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.

Pimp My Dog (Dog Poo Collector)

Deez — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:53:40 +0000

This is just awkward to put on your dog. I much prefer VaPOOrize.

Georgia Football Fan Is Insane In The Membrane

Deez — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:05:34 +0000

I don’t care how many beers you drink at the pre-game party, this guy is completely nuts. He’s painted like a freaky zombie. Wow! Fooootballl yeaah!

This guy could use our new hit Zombie t-shirt! This new tee is featured all over the internet right now with a cool buzz going and you better grab one quick before Halloween comes and you are left without a costume and end up having to dress up as sponge bob because it is the only costume left. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Rockin’ Hard, I mean Working Hard

Deez — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:35:59 +0000

Now this is how you sell some pizza! Found this hilarious video at Entensity.net (NSFW/18+ site warning).

Intimidation FAIL

Deez — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:43:09 +0000

It’s hard to be intimidating when you get dropped with 1 jab, FAIL! What’s that smell??? Puuuuusssayyy