Funny T-Shirts

Now this is how you sell some pizza! Found this hilarious video at Entensity.net (NSFW/18+ site warning).

MOSSSHHH! Handicapped dude moshing in his HoverRound Wheelchair! This guy goes hard on the pit like Mike Vick…. that’s how he rolls.

LMAO, funny Eminem song for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Yup, he admits that he premature ejaculated on her. Great stuff!

Revenge is sweet! Our new t-shirts kind of go along with the whole revenge theme!
Shut Your Mouth
Pinata Revenge

Not sure who actually watches the Tony Awards, but i want to thank who ever caught this clip.  Seems kinda silly that Poison would be performing at this sort of function, but whatever, i’m sure they got paid.  Brett has to keep his hair extensions, made from the finest european horse hair, looking fresh….and i’m sure thats not cheap.  Anyway, here is Brett Michaels getting knocked the fuck out!  I just heard he fractured his nose, and needed 3 stitches on his lip.

UPDATE: Pics of the aftermath.  haha, what a tool.

You all know T-Pain for his fake ass autotuned voice, well here he is as a wee little tike.  Enjoy this early demo!

lately, i’ve been digging these songs, so i thought i would share them with you.  fyi, some of these lyrics might make too short blush. 

bonus songs:
whoa bitch, shave that shit.
slap chop remix
show me your genitals pt 1
show me your genitals pt 2

Makes sense to me! You know how else you can get laid easily? Don’t be so picky and follow this shirt’s advice.

Watch Learning Guitar to Get Laid on CollegeHumor

Asher Roth, the next Eminem? He’s white, and he raps, and even more so, sounds like Eminem. What you think?

The new Eminem video is pretty funny, even has the porn star from ‘Nailin Palin’ in it. ‘We Made You’ is a cool title too, kind of makes me think of our stripper shirt, because I know I’ve paid some girls college tuition at the strip clubs last year alone. Kind of made them into the fine college grads they are today.

I got to say, I’m not a metal head, or anything remotely close to it, but this song is freaking awesome!  It’s by a band called Steel Panther, and they look like they are trying to bring the 80’s back.  They got the look down, and this songs’ lyrics are the best I’ve ever heard!  “Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, They can suck my balls”.  They may seem like dickheads, but hell, they got Sarah Silverman to be in their video.